More Signs That You Are No Longer A Kid
More Signs That You Are No Longer A Kid
- Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
- In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
- No one expects you to run -- anywhere.
- People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
- There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
- Things you buy now won't wear out.
- You can eat supper at 4 p.m.
- You can live without sex, but not without your glasses.
- Your eyes won't get much worse.
- Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
- Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
weather service.
- Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't
remember them either.
- Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
- You can't remember who sent you this list.
(so you make a note: thanks, Marmit.)
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