A group of Americans was traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they
stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a process of
cheese making, explaining that goats' milk was used. She showed the
group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing.
These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture when
they no longer produced. She then asked, "What do you do in America with
your older goats?"
A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours."
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